Some of you may have heard about the unfortunate incident at the Texas GOP convention, resulting in a major cleanup near the stage. Many have seen the video, Like most of you, I assumed I had heard the whole story. I had not.
What follows is a personal statement from Paige the African Elephant, submitted exclusively to Muddy Water & Mischief with the help of a Nigerian Prince who has asked not to be identified, but who is offering a generous fee if only we help him move some money out of the country. I am looking into it.
Baton Rouge’s own Boosie Badazz is in trouble again. Houston trouble this time. Hookah trouble, specifically. According to authorities, the rapper, born Torrence Hatch Jr., known professionally as Boosie Badazz, known to the Harris County justice system as a defendant, allegedly struck a security guard in the head with a glass hookah at a Houston nightclub. He now faces assault charges.